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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Court documents reveal OpenAI is coming for your iPhone - 9to5Mac

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

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Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

No way

Jac Caglianone and a modern history of left handed sluggers - Royals Review

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy